No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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