How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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