He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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