I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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