How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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