the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
either way he was missing a nipple.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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