It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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