Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
birth control should be required to get into college
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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