I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
