Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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