Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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