You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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