check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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