Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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