No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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We need to get me chipped asap
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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