After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You can't just leave with hair like that
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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