i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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