apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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