The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Boobs speak an international language.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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