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Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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