You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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