Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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