I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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