Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she looked like the before picture.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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