There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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