atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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