i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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