Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This baby is an asshole
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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