11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you never un-have a 4some
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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