I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
