If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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