Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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