I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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