its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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