Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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