Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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