Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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