i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
