Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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