My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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