im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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