i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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