The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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