Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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