should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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