Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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