bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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