everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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