Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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