i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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