What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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