Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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