Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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