Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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