I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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