nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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